"A Descent Into the Maelstrom"

Please forgive me if this comes off as pretentious, but I cannot understand how a reference to one of my favorite authors hasn't occurred to me until now.

The author is good 'ol Edgar Allan Poe. The short story is A Descent Into the Maelstrom.

Of course, I'm using this as a reference to the disease of Alcoholism. Now, the story bears no resemblance or insight to the typical journey of an alcoholic. But, what I wish to confer in this epistle is a series of uncanny, seemingly harmless occurrences that I consider the incipiency of my alcoholism.

In my elementary school days, I vaguely remember hearing of a mysterious author by the name of Edgar Allan Poe. I believe it was The Raven that first peaked my interest. But, it wasn't until Junior High that I came across the story A Descent Into the Maelstrom. And, I can clearly remember what vexed me so about this particular title: what in the hell is a maelstrom??

The rest of this story unfolds in a predictably typical, mundane fashion: I discover that a maelstrom is a gigantic whirlpool, I read the story, love it, Poe becomes my favorite author, alongside Conan Doyle. It's also around this time that I discover the wonderful, pleasing, warm, cozy embrace of King Alcohol.

Thus, this marks the beginning of my own descent into the Maelstrom. Yeah, this does seem to be a tad bit cheesy, but it really does present an accurate metaphor.

My drinking career, early on, is a classic study in adolescent experimentation. It was fun. I was breaking the rules, yet I was being hailed a rebel. A ground-breaking visionary, representing my fellow Jr. High Schoolers as a force to be reckoned with!

I will admit, my early drinking career was quite fun up until I I graduated High School. That's when things really started to go south. My behavior slowly went from decent to despicable, and it was then that I started drinking to forget. That, in turn, began the deterioration of my self esteem. All of that combined with spiritual bankruptcy makes for one miserable alcoholic. Only, I really didn't know I was miserable. 

Now, from that point up to the time I embraced sobriety, there were moments of happiness, but they never lasted very long. It also seemed to me that I was drinking to extinguish those rare moments of happiness. I'm pretty sure my ex-wives will corroborate this detail. 

So, there's my metaphorical presentation for the week. In the spirit of Thanksgiving, I am grateful I survived my encounter with the maelstrom. In the story, three brothers were in the maelstrom and only one lived to tell about it. That's a 33.333...% survival rate. Compared to alcoholism, that's pretty good.

-later, coop